Cap'n! Another ship! The Jenni Dogs sail right up to it only to discover that its crew is a very scary wolf in sheep's clothing. He still obviously looks like a wolf, so they don't know who he thinks he's fooling. The Jenni Dog captain says, "Well, he is a relative. Maybe he'll help us! Excuse me, Captain. Where is land?"
"Yarrrr! I'm nothin' but a sheepish sailor. Baaaaaaaaaaah."
"Okay?"
"Wouldn't you like to come in for some Beggin' Strips?"
"You KNOW I want Beggin' Strips! I don't know it's not bacon! On the other hand, I don't like how you're drooling and staring at my left ear. We'll just be on our way."
Sorry, Jenni Dogs. No luck this time! I bet land is close, though.
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